Top Ten Things to Find In the Streets of Philadelphia.

10.  Pee/Feces

It always smells like a toilet in Philly, so I’m guessing that’s what it really is!

9.  Red Solo Cups

Especially in college kid neighborhoods, but they tend to blow all around the city (it’s a wind tunnel).

8.  Chicken Bones

Stereotypical.

7.  Clothes/Blankets

Homeless peoples’ nests or just undesired — don’t leave your stuff all over the place!

6.  Used Prepaid Phone Cards

Think you found someone’s credit card and you’re ready to max it out?  Nope, you’re wrong.  Just a useless prepaid phone card.  Damn.

5.  Dime Bags (Empty)

Why are they always empty!?

4.  Homeless People

Sleeping/laying/passed out/crazy.  They’re all over the place.

3.  Used Tampons/Condoms

These are disgusting but very common.  I can see condoms, but TAMPONS?  What do you do, just rip ‘em out and throw ‘em out the car window?  Sheesh!

2.  Obama/Phillies/Protest Prop 8/Riot Propaganda

Philly loves its riots — so keep on the look out for some vintage Obama/Phillies signs while recycling anything related to Prop 8 — IT’S NOT OVER YET.  Too bad it’s doubtful the Eagles will win the Super Bowl . . . could you imagine?!

1.  Tumble Weaves

I will never understand the concept of hair being glued to your head and then it falling out all over the place.  Isn’t that a little . . . odd?  Nevertheless, finding different varieties of braided hair rolling down the street is pretty funny.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'!